Duty Calls

Clients From Hell

• Client: “Can you also say on the poster ‘there will be a live dinner and... 6. September 2010
• "I don’t want to offend gay people with this design…but I guess they really aren’t any different than..." 6. September 2010
• "Try putting the text in black to make it stand out. I want to keep it one color, so maybe the gray..." 5. September 2010
• "Can’t you just take shittier pictures for a discount?" 5. September 2010
• "If this situation is not rectified, I will be issuing a world-wide press release through online..." 4. September 2010
• "Please remove the images of black people as all of our clients are white." 4. September 2010
• The Net 3. September 2010
• "I want it to say in big red letters: ‘Come here! It’s hip!’. You know, so the young..." 3. September 2010
• "I don’t care if the text doesn’t make sense, it looks symmetrical now." 2. September 2010
• Client: “I received your quote. Would you like to know what I think of it? Me: ... 2. September 2010